Scrappin' Donny Trump

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We just heard one of our "favorite" pundits (Senator Lindsey Graham) call Ironic President Anal Expulsive Super Genius a Street fighter.  Street fighter.  That would be keeping it real.  No, actually the imagined optics are as dreadful as that ridiculous wrestling video.  And as one of TV's funniest commentators (Jeanie Moos) teased - he does assign clumsy nicknames.  She seemed to imply there is little propriety to these names.

So turnabout is fair play?  N'est ce pas?  So the assignments of Ironic, Anal Expulsive and Super Genius seem appropriate?  (The Super Genius appellation came from and old Looney Tunes cartoon).   But we do fear claims of libel.  Scrappy has implied such claims before.  Jolly good.  So Street fighter seems laughable.  But Scrapping, or Scrappin', seems apropos.  😤

We had to think a about that.  Would Feisty be better?  Nah.  Graham also referred to a hypothetical instance where Scrappy might even take on The Pope!  That's dangerous even diabolical thinking.  😈😁😇.  So, should we call him Pope Trump?  No, that seems blasphemous - even laughable.  No, this is no laughing matter.  Keeping to the high road how about Saint Trump?  He is seen to be wearing a hair shirt when he bemoans not getting enough credit.  Better kiss the ring Bannon - that'll work.  Maybe future history will cut him some slack.

That'll be the day.  Makes President Ironic seem more appropriate.  Also, we'll skip the expletives for decorum's sake - and Google policy.  How about Mr. Popularity?  Only in a Richie Rich comic book - not to mention his numbers keep tanking. 😇.  That's our cue Baghdad Bob.  Why the Baghdad Bob references? YouTube might answer that.

We kind of miss Bob even with his being an enemy propagandist and all that.

We should mention how relieved we were when the Michigan Meteor missed Washington.  It would've been hilarious, er no, tragic if the meteor had annihilated the entire Trump clan.  We have a perverse sense of humor.

Res ipsa loquitur.