Sunday, June 14, 2015

Jurassic World Crossovers (Suggested)

Jurassic World Crossovers (Suggested)

The Sequel: Rogue veterinarians move in, anaesthetize, de-claw, de-fang, spay/neuter, micro-chip and drug-up the dinos. Safety!

The Hulk Crossover: Hulk Smash! Dinos.

Double X Crossover: X-Men and Kick-Ass kick Dino *ss!


Fantastic Four Crossover: Until Doctor Doom shows up vapes all the Dinos, visitors, staff and everybody. Except Invisible Girl.

50's Crossover: Happy Dino Days - Dinos devour the Cunninghams, Fonzie and entire town.  (Except Erin.)

Jurassic World Recovery: Dinos become cross-addicted dope fiends and basically "lunch out".

Jurassic World Recovery 2: Drunken Dinos move into a shelter and get Bible-thumped into submission.

Superman Crossover: Dino-killing Kryptonite asteroid also destroys Superman.

"Ghetto" Dinos: Waste a day trying to give blood and applying for SNAP.  Rejected: "non-human". #JustSaying.